Take a seat kids, your dad has some bad news. You might've overheard some of my conversations but... I've lost my job at the banana factory. Look, things might be a little difficult soon. What's that? Why'd the fire me from the banana factory? Well because I kept throwing out the bent ones.
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LISTENERS - welcome to The Fifth Annual Left Trigger Right Trigger Father's Day Dadstravaganza: Expedia Dot Com Comma The Classic Duel Monsters Card Brackets: in Minecraft Close Brackets!!! Giovanni proposes a Dad Game for The Ages. Tess invents weeb dads. David reveals secret palindromes. Greg gets DMCA'ed.
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Games discussed include Fortnite, Game Builder Garage, Fuser, and NASCAR 2005: Chase for the Cup
Before engaging with this episode please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened and your helmets are comfortably seated on your heads. This is the "Safety" episode!
Greg demonstrates how his limbs fly off. Giovanni makes jokes for 90's kids again (for no reason). David learns about old popsicle commercials. Tess is away this episode (for safety reasons).
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Games discussed include The Incredible Crash Dummies, Resident Evil, and Mario's Tennis
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LIVE FROM THE OUTDOOR DOME IT'S LEFT TRIGGER RIGHT TRIGGER (presented by Tyler Perry Studios*) - TONIGHT - JAMIE KENNEDY - GIOVANNI'S SCARY WEATHER - HOT, HOT GAME NEWS - DAVID FLAMM CATCHES LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE - NEW YORK CITY MAYORAL CANDIDATE SWAMP DRIZZLE - BLOOD PACTS WITH GREGORY - TOP TEN WEATHER - TESS'S CENTRIST WEATHER FORECAST - AND MUSICAL GUESTS: ROGER ...AND JERRY??
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Games discussed include Pokémon Black and White, From Dust, Mario Golf: World Tour, and Spiritfarer
Show Notes:
*Left Trigger Right Trigger is in no way associated with Tyler Perry Studios.
Just in time for hot gamer summer we're here to guide you to... Guides? It's the Guide episode, brought to you by friend of the show Lily from Jam Eater Records & Jam Eater Gaming. Royalties* will be paid out in the form of crunchyroll subscriptions. Thanks, Lily!
In this episode: Giovanni turns his keyboard into a talkbox. David reads the youtube comments (and regrets it). Greg contracts V-lung. Tess recounts the history of the inner sphere.
As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want to become a patron (and get access to some exclusive podcasts) you can sign up at patreon.com/LTRT.
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Games discussed include Baba is You, Nier: Automata, There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension, and MechWarrior 2
*we don't pay royalties sorry lol
Show Notes:
Listeners - pull yourselves away from New Pokémon Snap - we've got a special guest and a nice new episode to "focus" on... get it? Like a camera focus...? Asher Silverman of Gender Revel joins us for this episode on the topic of Camera.
In this episode: Asher sparks a heated discussion. David waves off the paparazzi. Giovanni takes explicit photos. Greg stares menacingly into the camera. Tess does their best Professor Oak voice.
Check out all of Asher's art at gender_revel on instagram
As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want to become a patron (and get access to some exclusive podcasts) you can sign up at patreon.com/LTRT.
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Games discussed include Ghost of Tsushima, Umurangi Generation, Pokémon Sword and Shield, Mario Kart 8, and World of Horror.
Listeners... All we have to say is, this episode will SHOCK the WORLD because it is none other than the SHOCK MASTER Wrestling... episode. And what would an episode be with approximately seven minutes of discussion about Mega Construx?
In this episode: Giovanni does some good flips. Tess takes some bumps like a real jobber. David gets slammed on the apron (the hardest part of the ring). Greg retains the championship belt.
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Games discussed include WWF War Zone, WWF Raw, No More Heroes, and Double Dragon
Show Notes:
Listeners, you'll be happy to know that we only spend a few minutes making jokes about NFTs in this episode. We could have done so much more. Really so much more.
In this episode: Giovanni, Tess, and David make like 90 jokes about the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Greg introduces a new segment called Tummy Time. All of your hosts ponder which Crash Bandicoot character would buy an NFT. It's a trip all around - you'll be glad you brought your Map!
Please give us a follow over at twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger, where we're mixing some tunes in Fuser and trying to smooch the Pope in Crusader Kings III! If you want to catch up on past streams you can find them over on our YouTube page. You can also give us a follow on Twitter (@LTRTCast) or on the Left Trigger Right Trigger Facebook Page. We'd also really appreciate if you take a moment to give us a rating and review on your podcatcher of choice. And finally, if you want to support this show (and all our shows) you can throw us a buck or two over at patreon.com/LTRT.
Games discussed include Carto, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity, Starcraft, and The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Listeners! The bits are hefty! The insights are high impact! The jokes are... aerobic. This is the Stamina episode. Sorry about the burps...
In this episode: Giovanni finds the ultimate stamina bar. David slams a Monster Energy Drink. Greg figures out how to fix live-service games. Tess finally puts the souls-like debate to rest.
Please give us a follow over at twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger, where we're mixing some tunes in Fuser and trying to smooch the Pope in Crusader Kings III! If you want to catch up on past streams you can find them over on our YouTube page. You can also give us a follow on Twitter (@LTRTCast) or on the Left Trigger Right Trigger Facebook Page. We'd also really appreciate if you take a moment to give us a rating and review on your podcatcher of choice. And finally, if you want to support this show (and all our shows) you can throw us a buck or two over at patreon.com/LTRT.
Games discussed include Death Stranding, RingFit Adventure, Treachery in Beatdown City, and Destiny 2
Show Notes:
Dissecting the Anatomy of the Fight in Treachery in Beatdown City, Colin Spacetwinks, Uppercut
Okay everyone, let's have a real talk here. We looked at the aftermath of the Cow episode and decided, "we can't do this every episode" so we tried to pick a topic that was a little more serious and a little less ripe for bits and riffing. And this episode on "Language" delivers some some real insights on the topic. We also did a 10 minute bit about how Beedle from Breath of the Wild might be the final antagonist of Hitman. We hope you enjoy!
In this episode: David rekindles a longstanding anime feud. Greg learns how to pronounce a new word. Giovanni flirts with semiotics. Tess is assassinated by Agent 47.
Please give us a follow over at twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger, where we're mixing some tunes in Fuser and trying to smooch the Pope in Crusader Kings III! If you want to catch up on past streams you can find them over on our YouTube page. You can also give us a follow on Twitter (@LTRTCast) or on the Left Trigger Right Trigger Facebook Page. We'd also really appreciate if you take a moment to give us a rating and review on your podcatcher of choice. And finally, if you want to support this show (and all our shows) you can throw us a buck or two over at patreon.com/LTRT.
Games discussed include The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, In Other Waters, Ghost of Tsushima, and Signs of the Sojourner
Hey everyone - you're amazing! Because of your generosity, the Annual LTRT 24-Hour Charity Stream raised over $6,400.00 for The Florence Project! That's more than we raised in the last three years combined! We are absolutely, absurdly grateful to everyone who donated and everyone who came by to support us.
But, the fundraising isn't quite done yet! Everyone who signs up to our Patreon in February will have their donation forwarded to The Florence Project! If you've got a buck or two to spare and want to help support the show you can do that over at patreon.com/LTRT. Every bit helps!
Listeners - this topic is "Cow." We don't know how to lead into this one. We don't know how to be quippy or clever. Our good friend Tom Zalatnai came to us with this topic and you know, we agreed to it and now it's here. So. This is Cow. All we'll say is that much like a cow, this episode is a wild ride from front to back.
You can find all of Tom's shows over at the Upford Network - that's upfordnetwork.com. Make sure to check out their shows - you might hear a couple familiar voices on some of them.
In this episode: Greg wonders if there's a form of carcinization but for cows. Tom explains how they learned to cook from a digital mama. Tess explores their past names. Giovanni looks for greener digital pastures. David just kind of breaks.
Please give us a follow over at twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger, where we just completed our annual charity stream! If you want to catch up on past streams you can find them over on our YouTube page. You can also give us a follow on Twitter (@LTRTCast) or on the Left Trigger Right Trigger Facebook Page. We'd also really appreciate if you take a moment to give us a rating and review on your podcatcher of choice. And finally, if you want to support this show (and all our shows) you can throw us a buck or two over at patreon.com/LTRT.
Games discussed include World of Warcraft, Cooking Mama: Cook Off, Pokémon Snap, Cow Clicker, and Mario Kart 64